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The stock exchange went bankrupt, Democrats and Republicans were nipping at each other like vicious enemies, which was the situation of the whole world. All the companies were merely surviving and hoping that they could see the next year. As for America situations were growing to be quite a bit suspicious as the elections for the President of the United States happened and Obama created most people on his side.
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Now we glance at a few of the weirdest news of this year.
President Bush visited Iraq for many meeting with the Iraqi President, where he was facing a press conference. Now when President Bush was offering the answers, among the Iraqi reporter stood up, took one of his shoes and threw it towards Bush. Bush was too athletic to escape it. But that man fired another shoe that was only a few inches away. Now everybody was shocked and was apologizing with Bush.
Nobody required to see Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sex tape! But it was hardly because the guy charged with having sex with his picnic table, the girl who sold videos of herself having sex together with her stupid enough dog, the guy who cooked his girlfriend for dinner or the Danish students who killed a cat (of real) and ate it on Face book.
In August, when Mrs. McKinney of California stood before cameras to unveil the cloned pups of her deceased pit-bull, Booger (for which she paid a handsome quantity of $30,000 ), knew she was different than what expected.
A few days later, British tabloids recognized her as Joyce McKinney, a woman charged in 1977 with kidnapping some Mormon missionary and getting out on bail. McKinney was charged of chloroforming the man around the steps of the church, took him off to a remote villa, shackled him in mink handcuffs, and forced him to have sex together with her! Damn where in the hell was I.
Before the trial, McKinney ran off and away to the United States coupled with lived in relative obscurity. Once discovered, she faced the media, telling the Associated Press, "My mother said, 'Say something good or say nothing at all'."
Two other highlights in laughable litigiousness: a California woman sued Victoria's Secret after injuring her eye while fitting a thong. A New York businessman also sued over a watch injury. His came after a stripper accidentally smacked him hard while taking her clothes off.
Whenever a company launch a line of bikinis, for girls as young as two months old, the outcry from child advocates and feminists was as predictable as it was justifiable. What are they up to? Exactly the same might be said for GPS Lingerie-- underwear that lets a ladies boyfriend know where she is all the time. This excellent invention will hopefully go far.
Dorky stuff
In other religious news, the Virgin Mary appeared on an MRI and the face of Jesus resulted in with an electric guitar (both listed on eBay on the market)
Dorky stuff
Now we glance at a few of the weirdest news of this year.
President Bush visited Iraq for many meeting with the Iraqi President, where he was facing a press conference. Now when President Bush was offering the answers, among the Iraqi reporter stood up, took one of his shoes and threw it towards Bush. Bush was too athletic to escape it. But that man fired another shoe that was only a few inches away. Now everybody was shocked and was apologizing with Bush.
Nobody required to see Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sex tape! But it was hardly because the guy charged with having sex with his picnic table, the girl who sold videos of herself having sex together with her stupid enough dog, the guy who cooked his girlfriend for dinner or the Danish students who killed a cat (of real) and ate it on Face book.
In August, when Mrs. McKinney of California stood before cameras to unveil the cloned pups of her deceased pit-bull, Booger (for which she paid a handsome quantity of $30,000 ), knew she was different than what expected.
A few days later, British tabloids recognized her as Joyce McKinney, a woman charged in 1977 with kidnapping some Mormon missionary and getting out on bail. McKinney was charged of chloroforming the man around the steps of the church, took him off to a remote villa, shackled him in mink handcuffs, and forced him to have sex together with her! Damn where in the hell was I.
Before the trial, McKinney ran off and away to the United States coupled with lived in relative obscurity. Once discovered, she faced the media, telling the Associated Press, "My mother said, 'Say something good or say nothing at all'."
Two other highlights in laughable litigiousness: a California woman sued Victoria's Secret after injuring her eye while fitting a thong. A New York businessman also sued over a watch injury. His came after a stripper accidentally smacked him hard while taking her clothes off.
Whenever a company launch a line of bikinis, for girls as young as two months old, the outcry from child advocates and feminists was as predictable as it was justifiable. What are they up to? Exactly the same might be said for GPS Lingerie-- underwear that lets a ladies boyfriend know where she is all the time. This excellent invention will hopefully go far.
Dorky stuff
In other religious news, the Virgin Mary appeared on an MRI and the face of Jesus resulted in with an electric guitar (both listed on eBay on the market)